This Rules always works

1)      Law of mechanical repair- After your hands coated with grease your nose starts itching

2)      Law of workshop- Any tool, when dropped will role to the least accessible corner

3)      Law of Telephone-When you dial a wrong number you never get engage tone

4)      Law of Excuse-When you use a excuse that you ware late to office due to flat tire, next morning you will actually have a flat tire

5)      Law of traffic Jam: After chanign the queue, the one you have left will start moving faster than the one you are now   

6)      Law of Bathroom: As soon as you immerse fully in the bath tub, telephone  start  ringing

7)      Principle of close encounter: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are in the situation where you do not want to be seen by anybody.

8)      Law of repair: When you try to prove the repairmen that the machine doesn’t work, It will.

9)      Law of severity: the severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reachability of the area

10)   Law of coffee: As soon as you sit for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something and will last till the coffee is cold.

11)   Law of Noticing: When you working late the boss will never be around. When you are surfing the net the boss will always drop by.